Someone saw their family for the last time this week

Preface, I’m an IT infrastructure engineer with a telecom background not a software engineer, so I’d have to sniff the communication to have any idea what’s going on, but that wouldn’t give you the security protocols being used. However, from the little I do know about how they work is that when I grab my door handle…

You don’t know how economics at a large business and government scale work do you.

Why is Jack Lithium Pack subsidizing Joe six pack’s petroleum at the tune of $40-50 billion a year?

I know. It’s sad when you know the movie inside out better than your greatest Super Bowl memories.  

queen of the small, fictitious nation of Aredelle

when asked if he needed help he responded “yes I’m alone but I’m alone and free!” at the top of his lungs...so they retreated back inside.

Does this mean they’re going to fix the loose nut behind the wheel?

I guess everyone gets tired of being Boring at some point.

He lost me at we didnt evolve. Im almost curious to read the batshit extreme love, but I am slacking at work and will not waste that time on such nonsense.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

gawd damn yer sooper smart and you knowin’ all them fellers “in the know” is, I guess, supposed to be impressive ... right?

Back when I worked for an insurance company, I had a customer with a brand new Honda odyssey come in, and the accident description just said “food spill in cargo area.”

lol like anyone could get close

Seeing posts like this really make my day so much better.

I bet the C-pillar interior plastics are going to love that.

Porsche 9-E-leven

When i read “heres my 2017" i was really hoping to see Texas plates and a busted tail light.

This: not helpful and, shockingly, also not funny.