Better yet, us Pennsylvanians can get (or, used to be able to get) a completely unreadable plate as a standard option:

But now that you bought it, you suddenly have less money to burn with it.

Flashy? But it doesn’t have the brand name on it! What, you think I can be seen using a no-name brand even if it’s not the actual cheap knock-off in this situation? Show me on the doll where America touched you.

It was burning a hole in my pocket.

Model XXX

I had some money to burn, so I bought one.

my favorite drivers are those in dirty, dark grey vehicles who keep their lights off in the rain.

For what it’s worth, light and brightly colored cars are easier for humans to see, too. Ever notice how dark grey cars without their lights on disappear in moderate rain?

I wonder if he was shooting in color or black and white blue.

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words wounds.

As much as I hate to blame the victim, it does seem like taking the time to think about where you’re setting up would make sense.

I like a lot of your posts, but anything Musk related... you’ve lost semblance of objectivity and it comes off as some kind of really weird anger/hatred.

When a majority of your readers, on a site sympathetic to your ostensible viewpoint, who share your interests, call you wrong on a ratio of 9 to 1, I have to conjecture there must be one of three reasons:

Previously reported by you! It’s a cheap game you guys keep playing.

No, it’s your heavily biased, purposely negative, narrow, petty perspective and opinion on the “facts.” There’s a serious lack of integrity and journalistic standards in all of the blogs that belong to the Gizmodo network. That you can even turn this non-story into a hit-piece is mind boggling. And by the way, all…

I read jalopnik everyday, but this article was garbage and it sounds like you’re jealous. So very unprofessional that it almost makes me not want to visit the site again.

Do you actually believe that?

It’s all fact but it’s also an extremely one-sided and weak analysis.

Sure thing. Next, you should do an expose about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. A small sample of the risks: