Depends on the insurance I think there are some that will cover any modifications you’ve installed, as long as you can provide proof of purchase.

For real! It’s good to hear there are still teenagers out there working part-time jobs to save up for something they love. I hope she gets it back...and kinda wish she’d invested in LoJack!

Usually you make a deposit after eating at Taco Bell.

I don’t think they’re going to be inclined to spend the money...

I guess Michigan should ramp up road repairs soon...

So the moment each cell detects bright light, it goes opaque?

This is exactly the kind of slightly lazy, petty revenge that I support.

When a bird poops on my car, I make sure to have chicken for dinner.

What’s wrong with a little body roll anyway? This is 2018, we need to stop body roll shaming. Good job little Citroën, you be you!

That’s...specific

when I moved back to the states I was about 2lbs over the limit.

You missed one VERY telling Tweet about why all these people, used to driving on snow or not, were having issues:

That’s nice but Twitch isn’t really a Youtube equivalent. Livestreaming and recorded, edited videos are two different things. And given its near-total focus on video games, Twitch is much more niche than a lot of its fans realize.

Or you can just go on kinja, make a bunch of snarky remarks about how it is your own fault you don’t have the means to create a machine to compete with youtube. The problem is that YouTube keeps moving the goalposts. It’s easier to play by the rules if they don’t change every three weeks.

Yeah. I am fine waiting a bit for the action, 5, maybe 10 seconds; but to have the action almost immediately and then to include another whole MINUTE of nothing??!?? Only Aliens would do that...

-Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
-Because it’s a little meteor!

Huh, figures I’d find out about this on Jalopnik. Heard a loud booming noise that shook the house, thought maybe it was just a snow plow doing it’s civic duty and tearing up the roads again.

That’s not really a counterpoint - those people are exactly the ones who should be spending less time on their phones. If you’re sneaking away from work to scroll social media in a bathroom stall, you need to chill out on the phone thing.

No lowballers, I know what I have