Joe DiMaggio beat her.

Because they don’t want to. The right to choose extends past abortion, people! Don’t worry about other women’s wombs or eggs (in this case).

As someone trying to adopt, it’s way fucking harder to do that than to do IVF or use a surrogate. And then you have to make tough choices about what risks you’re going to take on...heroin-exposed baby? Grandma has schizophrenia? Mom screened positive for amphetamines but says she just took Sudafed?

I think the suggestion that he’s gay is totally off-base. Men have low libidos too, and men can be fussy about sex too. It’s harmful to presume that every low-libido man is actually gay, since it forces performative gender roles on men and women and leads to people talking around or dismissing the actual issue causing…

This event was more like a work social.

I think this article is skewed by the fact that you are a huge fan of weddings, whereas a lot of people arent and they only go to weddings out of social obligation.

A girl can hope!

WTF - you don’t get to call it “wedding reception crap” and invite 400 people (!!) then get all butthurt when your invitees treat it casually. If you’re cool about it, be fucking cool about it.

1) Camping is definitely better than most weddings.
2) For the no shows, don’t sweat it, you still had like 350 people there. I don’t know that many people. Consider yo delf #blest

Possible thought process for the people who RSVPed but did not show (Not endorsing it, just hypothesizing):

I think it’s a bit ridiculous to invite 400 people to your non-wedding picnic reception and then obsess over the no-shows especially when presumably you had a good time anyway and the costs weren’t significant enough to be the main issue. Even if you went the traditional route with save the dates people simply won’t…

Alright, I’ve been dying to bring this up here since I spent way too long researching this yesterday after my rewatch of the series.

Nukey: Maybe it’s the biggest moment of your life, but why should anyone treat it any way other than another event they have to go to if they’re just number 341 out of 400? 

“Also, how is camping better than a wedding? (It’s not.)“

If I were invited to a picnic with FOUR HUNDRED other people that was held months after a formal wedding ceremony, and did not feature any “traditional wedding crap”, I would in no way consider that to be a reception and would feel REALLY weird if gifts were mentioned in any way. The number of invitees alone would…

Option the third: Tell that bitch “Peeeeeeeace!” Now your wedding has 29 guests which means one less person to not really remember having spoken to even once the entire night.

There’s a guy at work who brings an open coffee mug into the stall with him and it breaks my mind.

Whatever. I’m still bitter about Carrie Coon not even being nominated. Before the noms were out I was 100% sure she was going to win the Emmy. I mean it’s her win. But hey, Emmy voters are bunch of idiots (See: Modern Family continued noms. Also, maybe unpopular, but the crazy amount noms for This is Us.)

In a fitting turn, the success of The Imitation Game may have led to the green-lighting of a number of biopics possibly written by computers.