This bitch has an office in the White House and attends meetings with heads of state and she is claiming she TRIES TO STAY OUT OF POLITICS??? Wtf. The gall.

And, perhaps most fittingly, he’s the voice of the mucus in mucinex commercials.

Have you actually ever gotten an invitation to a funeral? Is that a thing?

Well, I don’t think anyone WANTS to go to a funeral, but people go anyway to pay their respects. That’s why funerals exist.

Yes. That’s why they have counters and waste/recycle bins in a lot of convenience stores. So you can eat right there instead of while walking around. It’s also not uncommon to see people standing beside a vending machine consuming whatever before continuing on. The aversion to walking and eating/drinking leads to a…

It’s not just drinking while walking is frowned upon in Japan. It is also rude to eat while walking as well.

I don’t see any hate. Just some gentle ribbing.

Please Don’t Make Your Guests Dress in Costume for Your Wedding

What’s not fine is a Great Gatsby-themed wedding

I mean...I can’t say that I didn’t laugh at this headline. BUT, I’m so glad the family was able to get away from this maniac without harm or incident.

Pfft. I am a Bostonian. I drink iced coffee in a blizzard!

“Wrong” - All of New England

Counterpoint: Iced tea tastes like flavored water. Iced coffee tastes cooler and more refreshing, and is the best beverage for hot, clammy weather.

I am married to a man that is constantly talking about what-if with Bernie. Last night I finally lost it when he started saying how at least Bernie would have had the respect of the international community, unlike Trump. I pointed out that so would the other fucking candidate who I actually voted for. “SO WOULD…

“In some ways, Trump is one of the best things to happen to this country because look at how many people are getting off their posteriors,” says Sherry Wells, the Green Party’s Michigan chairwoman. “So part of me is giggling.”

that katherine heigl blog post is chock full of REALLY HELPFUL STUFF, you guys.

I may get flak for this, but every damn time her picture comes up she has the look of someone who knew EXACTLY what she was doing and is now guilty and scared only because she got caught.

The point that Steven Spielberg directs far, far, far more movies about men than women seems fair.