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Tom Bombadil rules! Bright blue was his fucking jacket and his motherfucking boots were yellow!!!

I don’t see any hate. Just some gentle ribbing.

Please Don’t Make Your Guests Dress in Costume for Your Wedding

What’s not fine is a Great Gatsby-themed wedding

While it’s a very good song, the use of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” in The Watchmen might go down in history as the worst use of a song. 

I mean...I can’t say that I didn’t laugh at this headline. BUT, I’m so glad the family was able to get away from this maniac without harm or incident.

George Lucas is a bitter old man. He should be filling his swimming pool with $4 Billion in Gold Bullion and diving in, Scrooge McDuck style.

I love all things Star Wars and have absolutely zero interest in this film. I have no idea if I’m alone in this or weird for it. I just don’t feel like there’s a need for it and can only see it making me not like Han Solo.

Pfft. I am a Bostonian. I drink iced coffee in a blizzard!

“Wrong” - All of New England

Counterpoint: Iced tea tastes like flavored water. Iced coffee tastes cooler and more refreshing, and is the best beverage for hot, clammy weather.

I am married to a man that is constantly talking about what-if with Bernie. Last night I finally lost it when he started saying how at least Bernie would have had the respect of the international community, unlike Trump. I pointed out that so would the other fucking candidate who I actually voted for. “SO WOULD

“In some ways, Trump is one of the best things to happen to this country because look at how many people are getting off their posteriors,” says Sherry Wells, the Green Party’s Michigan chairwoman. “So part of me is giggling.”

Glad you were able to give voice to the helpless...can you mansplain other things as well?

So why are you still here?

that katherine heigl blog post is chock full of REALLY HELPFUL STUFF, you guys.