@avclub-2a6ac9e5324952e36b40237cf2fcdad8:disqus Kevin Smith, who shat all over Batman: Year One? Fuck him.

Can't he be both?

You put your lips together and blow?

Hey, my birthday is August 14th too!  We should form a gang!

Thank god for the transitive property!

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'd read the hell out of a Batman/Mister Immortal mash-up played for laughs.

@avclub-0f8adb83a042059c41c46e2e93506d4b:disqus is right, @avclub-1f027eb7dd7744e38194783df63d59e2:disqus , "The Late Mr. Kent" is a good one, and is much darker than most of the rest of the series.  I'd also recommend "The Way of All Flesh" which is the DCAU introduction to Metallo (voiced by Malcolm McDowell!) and…

Your granny can go to Hell.

Fresh! [hits with crowbar]

Damn straight!  That album's filthy even for the 70s!  "Masochistic Baby", "Stacy Brown Got Two", "Polly In A Porny", even (or especially!) "Don't Give A Dose To The One You Love Most."  I broke a sister-in-law's brain when I played her that album once - she was only familiar with his kids' poetry.

I'll grant that Sad Waters is a drag, as is She Fell Away, but this is the album that has Scum, the most perfect "fuck you" song ever written about a music reviewer.  Nocturama just can't match it.

I'll grant that Sad Waters is a drag, as is She Fell Away, but this is the album that has Scum, the most perfect "fuck you" song ever written about a music reviewer.  Nocturama just can't match it.

Very much looking forward to this.  Also nice to see a clean-shaven Nick - that porn-stache was just unsettling.

Very much looking forward to this.  Also nice to see a clean-shaven Nick - that porn-stache was just unsettling.

Better than YFMT?  The album that gave us The Carny?  Jack's Shadow?  Hard On For Love?  Honky be trippin'.

Better than YFMT?  The album that gave us The Carny?  Jack's Shadow?  Hard On For Love?  Honky be trippin'.

I really can't believe it took 6 hours for someone to make this correction.  I come to AVC for the pedantic douchiness, guys!  Shape up!

I really can't believe it took 6 hours for someone to make this correction.  I come to AVC for the pedantic douchiness, guys!  Shape up!

Antelope > gazelle