Antelope > gazelle

That trip on the last step is the perfect punchline.  I enjoyed the rest of the joke, but that last little stumble just made me lose my shit.  Hilarious.

That trip on the last step is the perfect punchline.  I enjoyed the rest of the joke, but that last little stumble just made me lose my shit.  Hilarious.

You laugh now, but when it actually happens you'll have to live with the knowledge that you called it into existence.

You laugh now, but when it actually happens you'll have to live with the knowledge that you called it into existence.

Actually, it'll probably be Shostakovich's "Symphony Number 7"; Coffin and Balda have been experimenting with a neo-socialist realism lately.  Heady stuff.

Actually, it'll probably be Shostakovich's "Symphony Number 7"; Coffin and Balda have been experimenting with a neo-socialist realism lately.  Heady stuff.

I was going to say the same thing, although I am now imagining the minion-guy version of Henchman 21.

I was going to say the same thing, although I am now imagining the minion-guy version of Henchman 21.

Nonsense, the Pikmin clearly have more colors than just yellow, so your comparison is completely baseless.

Nonsense, the Pikmin clearly have more colors than just yellow, so your comparison is completely baseless.

I expect a taut thriller that explores the sociological interplay between slavery and the issues of powerlessness and representation in the minion industry, a la Sinclair's The Jungle.

I expect a taut thriller that explores the sociological interplay between slavery and the issues of powerlessness and representation in the minion industry, a la Sinclair's The Jungle.

All of my Boy Scout summer camp stories revolved around being bullied by the older boys or having them piss all over the inside of my tent, then the counselors telling me to suck it up and deal.  Fuck the Boys Scouts, is what I'm saying.

All of my Boy Scout summer camp stories revolved around being bullied by the older boys or having them piss all over the inside of my tent, then the counselors telling me to suck it up and deal.  Fuck the Boys Scouts, is what I'm saying.

That depends - is it your job to give oral sex to people in wheelchairs?

That depends - is it your job to give oral sex to people in wheelchairs?

"When are they going to get to the ninja factory?"

"When are they going to get to the ninja factory?"

I'm disappointed in him for participating in the Before Watchmen cash-grab but he's still a talented creator.  I think I'll go home and reread New Frontier tonight.