Is the name of the team going to be the “Jorts”? If not, it’s a wasted opportunity.

I have some issues with Deadspin at times, but after reading that guy’s Twitter feed, I thank my lucky stars I’ve never read a single Barstool Sports piece in my life. I’m guessing they make Bleacher Nation (“10 reasons why Michael Jordan was the worst NBA Player Ever”) read like a compendium of Red Smith, George…

Maybe they’re actually therapy dogs for angry Eagles fans? Though you’d need a 1 to 1 ratio for that to really work.

I love how the guy in the camo just breezes by.

I love the yellow labs, they all look like they want to play catch and have someone rub their belly.

The Rob Porter reference is outstanding.

No Elliott Maddox?

Davis misunderstood what it meant to increase his WAR by adding to his slugging percentage.

I’m just stunned that his female companion appears to have a BMI of under 30. That’s a keeper.

Yeah, and the Twins play about 40 times a year against the Tigers and Royals (who are collectively worse than the AL east bottom dwellers), but the Yankees also have to play a team that won the world series last year and another in the division that won 90 games last year.

I’m actually sure that NBC is thrilled they had such a large audience for the final game, and will be adding these people to the Nielsen ratings. 

If the guy had a three week hot streak playing for Memphis eight seasons ago, would it still be news? Knick fans are the worst.

I’m guessing the half the crowd in the third quarter of every Tampa home game is seriously contemplating which titty bar on Dale Mabry they’ll be patronizing and how soon before the game actually ends that they should be in the parking lot so they can be there sooner. “Hey Cletus, got any singles witcha”?

Yeah Jeets! Yeah Jeets!

“Ray Rice will be a knockout at the NFLPA negotiations”!

Maybe you want to re-think that headline?

“That national revenue figure of $274.3 million tells us that every single team brought in that much money simply from its television contracts”. No, that also includes league sponsorships, licensing money (apparel and other knick knacks), network radio (not all that much, but still). the Superbowl, and other league-wi…

Josh Rosen’s mid-game debut last season was one of the sadder things I’ve ever seen, and I was watching that game as a Bears fan.

Note sure, It’s just sort of odd that a guy who was first team all-pro for three years in a row (Moore) sort of doesn’t exist in this narrative. 

Herman Moore wasn’t exactly a bum. Led the NFL in receptions for two seasons.