Theft isn’t a widespread problem? Where do you live? Rural Nebraska?

Say, if you drafted Ohtani, do you get to use him as a pitcher AND as a batter, or would you have to draft him twice? Asking for a friend.

7 pounds? That’s a LOT of swimwear, and kid’s swimwear at that.

Are you the guy who had never heard of Al Kaline?

If Tristan Thompson played for Brooklyn or Sacto, we’d have to look up his name to figure out who he was. He owes his big fat contract to LeBron.

After a long day at the mines, I can’t be bothered to make my own guacamole.

1-800-no-fucking-time. I’m guessing you’re also the guy who advocates for use of a French Press to make coffee (“takes no time at all”)!!!

Call us after you have kids.

Jewish guy taking a Trump stance in Dade and Broward counties? That shit doesn’t go over so Bigly. Save that shit for the Jaguars.

She appears to be more Stanislavsky/Stella Adler than she is Lee Strasberg in her method.

Bosh somehow managed to be a 5 time all-star playing for Toronto, and recall the NBA isn’t like MLB, you don’t have one player from each team at the game. He was like a pogo stick, and had a far more complete game than Nance Jr. at the same stage in their careers.

I’m guessing you didn’t watch much Chris Bosh based on your

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. YOU SO FUNNY.

She looks like she’d be an awesome hate-fuck.

I never heard the Amare rumors, but that’s pretty nuts. I did hear the Curry to the Bucks rumors, which their then GM now says was a smokescreen, but I think that’s more than a bit of CYA.

I just looked up old mock drafts, and I can’t find anyone with Curry in the top 3. No one. I do recall people stating that he might be the second coming of Chris Jackson/Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf, but no one had him top 3. To paraphrase an movie quote, if he’d have been a top 3 pick, then he would have been a top 3 pick.

KAHN!!!!

They didn’t get roasted for it at the time. The only team that got roasted was the Twolves and KAHN for picking 3 point guards in the first round. Curry was actually thought of as being too small, and was from a small school.

Yinka Dare.

And yet Curry went 7th, meaning he probably wouldn’t have picked him anyway. David Kahn OWNS not picking Curry.