She looks more than a wee bit like Natalie Portman. Plus, artisan cheese Darth Vader could be lying.  

It’s not a “hard” concept, but a flawed one.

No way, Bill Simmons is having me over to watch the Pro Bowl. FAWK THE YAHNKS!

YOU HATE US CAUSE YOU AINT US YOU BAHSTAHD!!! MAHKY MAHK CHOWDAH GRAWNK!

True, but her family moves from, say, Spain, to Venezuela or Colombia or Argentina, she’s born there and BOOM - she’s no longer white.

Tennis version of Mike Maddux comes away from this pretty well, tho.

Holy shit, I guess that Bus in “Silver Linings Playbook” is a real thing!

I’m no Cavs fan, but your clickbait hot take of course notes that thomas - who has played all of 4 games after coming back from injury - isn’t yet playing up to his level.. Please, let’s give this about a month to work him in and see how he actually fits in this offense?

Ozzie Guillen - yes that Ozzie Guillen - was a better defensive shortstop than Vizquel. I’m not sure what baseball these guys were watching in the late 80's/early 90's, but Vizquel was great witht he glove, but ozzie Smith was on another planet altogether, while Guillen and guys like Rey Ordonez were as good or…

I’m late to to this piece. Where the fuck does “Author! Author!” fall on that graph? Revolution? Cruising?

Not really. Something on a highway interchange is easier for people terrified of cities to get to.

The Bonilla deal was because of Madoff, of course. They felt they could defer part of Bonilla’s salary, and pay him out in an annuity that had something like a 5-7% return, guaranteed, because they dumped the deferred part of the salary in the Madoff fund, making 10% plus each year. They must have thought, “man, what…

Wilpon had a deal in place to sell a bigly share of the team to Daniel Loeb, a guy worth billions. At the last minute, they yanked the deal, presumably out of ego. And because of that, you’re left with a team in the biggest market in the country behaving like the fucking Brewers.

“Le Batard, like many both Marlins fans” - fixed that for you.

That very easy to exercise termination provision in the arena deal at Barclays would lead one to believe that the Isles never quite thought that they’d be staying there long-term, but that either Belmont, Flushing or the site of a closed Dairy Barn off Jericho Turnpike would have been their home in the not so distant…

Damn, now you sound like Oscar Robertson. I thought Deadspin hating sounding like old guys (re: bat flips, celebrations, etc).

Better than a copy of Glamour.

Is it awful that I clicked through to every cheerleader feature? I kind of missed the point of the piece by doing that.

This Times story is the best story ever. it just is. You know it and I know it.

How about they finally get sensors for out of bounds and where to spot the ball? Tennis has had the line sensors for years, but now you still have some dipshit replay shuttling back and forth to see if the ball carrier stepped out.