They should move to Glendale.

There’s no way they actually sweep anyone. Even the Argos, or the Arizona Rattlers.

After 10 years of waiting, I received my Bears season tickets,which included (a) a pre-season game against the Browns and (b), a regular season game against the Browns, and on balmy December 24th. I’m so psyched.

How great is winning? When they missed the playoffs for 16 of 17 seasons, this concept would have been laughed at, no matter how large and wealthy the market is. Strike while the iron is hot, Joe!

How great is it that Magary is rarely in the office?

I thought it’s the opposite, as in NYC I use the horn as a communication device.

Has your Spanish improved at all since leaving Nick Denton?

In other words, someone from Either Tinley Park or Orland Park.

When he gets into Notre Dame finally and shows his dad the letter at the Steel Mill. Kills me.

Rudy, and I’m not even catholic, or give a shit about college football. I hate myself for sharing this, and now I’m going to cry.

Sikma off the bench.

I went to one game 10 years ago and they’ve been sending me e-mails ever since. The “two for one” season ticket deals are going away?

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I’d rather see him fight Connor McDavid, and on skates.

Well, the bonus is having Isiah Thomas move to Pyongyang.

I don’t see how swapping one short, fat dictator with another changes anything.

He’s pretty much broke, so there’s your answer.

Terry Shumpert makes me even sadder.

Mike Trout is dull as fuck off the field; Kris Bryant is handsome, but pretty dull as well (Rizzo is a much better quote). Bryce seems to antagonize everyone, so maybe it’s wise to hype a guy who is doing shit that is making people lose their minds regarding baseball for once.

Benny only in body girth.