“ He writes with the haunted air of a man who has deadlines, but no ideas.”

Who cares? They’ll be the Calgary or Winnipeg United in a few years anyway.

Much like Donald Trump, he’s got four more years. Not good in either case.

I guess this is the 2/3 of the earth that isn’t covered by Gary Maddox.

How many people called up Bill Pullman’s family to offer condolences?

Hockey fan, I’m guessing.

He didn’t want Hanzal to miss the epic Arizona-Vegas rivalry that’s just down the road which will make Isle-Ranger, Hawks-Wings and Leafs-Habs look like shit.

Cure hockey fan yammering that the hit would have knocked out TWO basketball refs.

Reggie Jackson x2.

Ervin Johnson and Earvin Johnson. Same sport, too.

Bill Russell and Bill Russell.

Oh you live in BROOKLYN? Amazing.

Eli and Hezekiah approve!

This is why God created the Jets. And yes, I’m a Jets fan.

The Nets should take him, if the Knicks throw in a couple of first rounders.

You’re right, they should have gone with longtime GM Sam Hinke.

Unqualified? No, he’s as qualified as most of the stiffs running teams. Unwise choice? That’s different.

Funny, Dylan hasn’t written a “folk song” in 50 years, maybe you’re also worried about that crazy new long hair on guys? Far out!

“Unwelcome trivia” would be telling everyone that you think Denver is on the east coast. But I actually answered your question, but stayin’ stupid seems to be your thing, so enjoy telling everyone you’ll be vacationing in a beach house in Kansas City.

Yeah, really poorly, which is why he’s written so many top 40 hits in every genre. Durr durr durr.