Mark Cuban would totally do that.

Must be from Amherst.

Was Thurman Thomas slow or something?

Well, let’s guess that he threw off all the accused roiders - Bonds, Clemens, manny, Sheffield, Sosa; those whispered about, like Pudge and Bagwell; didn’t like Raines because he used coke; didn’t like Mussina because he’s better at crossword puzzles; didn’t vote for Schilling because he hates bankruptcy filers; Won’t…

The wargaming magazine Avalon Hill used to put out.

Ask Yasiel Puig how that’s working out.

YEAH JEETS YEAH JEETS YEAH JEETS!

Has he yet pulled that elusive quadruple double with double figures in turnovers? At 5.5 a game, it should happen at least a few times this season. Iverson’s worst season for TO”s was 4.6 if you’re keeping score at home. Amazingly, Harden is averaging more TO’s than Westbrook this year - that would have been one crazy…

“Vouchsafed”? Good lord, is that a novel or an SAT prep book?

The Phallus of Auburn Hills will remain in business, unlike the Silverdome; plenty of ICP and Kid Rock concerts to be held for the Macomb County kids, you know.

Good lord, it’s November, and the guy is dealing with a team that he just inherited, and the guys are all young. I’m guessing the guy is trying to figure out his talent a bit, 11 games in. if he’s pulling this sort of thing in March, then sound an alarm bell. Dallas has two guys averaging more minutes a game than…

I still can’t tell the difference between Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde. Maybe he can’t either?

Is it bad that I still miss Robert Evans? Tomsula seems so forced.

What happens if you woke up yesterday and realize you didn’t mail it in? Can you drop it off?

they’ll get their ass kicked by the KISS ARMY.

What did Nigel Tufnel and David St. Hubbins think of this?

If they still owe him the money, they could have Bill star in a re-boot of “Arli$$”. I can just hear him now “Hey RICK ROBEY, what brings you to the office”?

You need to add Teen Wolf.

Who? There was some guy with a similar name who used to be on all the ABC/ESPN outlets and had a very successful website, is this the same guy.

Seriously, if I was any good with photoshop, I’d make him look just like the hedgehog!