I had one of these parked overnight about a block from my house a couple months ago. I put six potatoes in each funnel.

Things made well, age well with time...

I remember asking a friend about a decade ago why I should pay for his 5 kids to go to school when I didn’t have any of my own and his reply was, “to keep them from breaking into your fucking house one day”.

Anyone who takes something like that to a Walmart parking lot deserves to lose it.

Never mind the headlights or front end. These were tragic from every angle. Some designed cut a potato in half and called it good.

I’d be happy to sell you mine...