That trailer really warms my heart.

Not severe enough if you ask me. Throw the book at one of these guys and the rest will slink off into the deep bowels of the internet, never to be seen again. As far as I’m concerned, if you hack literally anything that isn’t yours, it should be a 10 year jail sentence and $250k fine. 

I’d be okay if Jake Gyllenhaal and Bradley Cooper both stepped into Thunderdome, each armed with some knives and a bat, and only one of them came out...  Two of them is too many....

What’s not to like? He’s talented, good-looking, funny and not afraid to make fun of himself.

I see your Glastonbury and raise you Talladega.

God I love Glastonbury in how it really shines a light on Young and/or Middle-Class Britain.

“This is something to remember. The people at Gamefreak who are working on this game are spending months and years of their lives developing this new Pokemon adventure. It’s okay to be disappointed or even a bit upset about the National Dex news. But don’t attack, harass or insult the people making this game. That…

So basically “We hear you, we’re sorry but we’re not changing our minds.”

It’s weird, because while that question is usually an involuntary tic for those who have been socialized not to be “rude,” a kind of sign of timidity, for her it seems to be a deliberate strategy and power play to one-up the other people in the discussion.  From her, it’s weaponized and passive-aggressive as hell.

Why this doesn’t have more stars completely escapes me.

Obligatory now for all Meghan McCain related articles.

It’s the wife’s last day at her 13-year job due to long-coming layoffs, so I’m sure there will be a few more cocktails and a bit more comfort food than usual, as we both need to process that stress and such now that the ending is official.

I wish they’d stop saying they would abolish private insurance.

TLDR:

If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.

Metroid Prime

As in Infinity War, if Thor’s on the ship, Starlord is rendered moot. Thor’s funnier, stronger, better looking, and has actual powers. At this point, Starlord is a bro with flying shoes and a pew-pew laser.

I was going to google Ouya to make some jokes about that but then this happened and that’s good enough for me