SO MUCH JAMM TRUMP IS JAMM IT’S ALL I’VE BEEN ABLE TO THINK ABOUT SINCE 2016

yeah the 2016-2020(2024? oh god, please no) section of future american history textbooks is going to be dumpster fire.

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Please win so our future generations will be hella confused.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

I guarantee when he’s thrown out of the oval office, they’re going to find a fucking KFC chicken bone in a drawer or behind the drapes.

Trump’s vocabulary is like Taco Bell. They only have about 20 ingredients and they keep shuffling them and rearranging them into something new.

That’s their prerogative. It sucks sometimes, but that’s our system. If the courts could do whatever they want, what would be the point of elections?

Except inaction is action. And practically speaking, DACA doesn’t need to exist; it’s a policy that expired, as many policies do. It’s not the judiciary’s role to decide otherwise (at least, not in this instance).

Okay.

I mean, dude committed a crime by distributing medical marijuana to someone else. You can’t do that in Virginia. I’m all for the weed but I can’t imagine GDQ is going to add a policy that promotes marijuana distribution between patrons at a private event at a major hotel.

Even if Marijuana was legal I would still think sharing a prescription drug would not be. Don’t share drugs kids.

And Mel Gibson is fine, despite the PR nightmare (multiple PR nightmares, really), and the ensuing jokes about how long it would take for Hollywood to forgive him.

There must have been a lot of cameras there, not a single one of them is looking the same direction as another.

Ever since I was a wee nova it has been my life goal to own a big wheel of cheese. Now I’m an adult without much expendable income but a whole lot of know how so I’m going to make my own cheese (using powdered milk! Thanks for the info cheese loving doomsday preppers!)

This guy in particular was extremely disappointed.

Everyone who bought a ticket will will receive a “50% discount to next year’s event,”

No, the guy’s Kinja account name is literally something like “AVClubRepostsLastWeekTonightEveryWeek” or something on-the-nose like that. It’s a gimmick account whose only purpose is to yell at clouds.

er um #bluelivesmatter though right?

Right up there with the “Cut the police some slack, it’s a dangerous job out there, everyone has guns!” and “Let everyone have guns”.