Let’s add James Spader (with attitude) to that list.

I’m kinda leary of providing a completely unknown app / service access to my bank account.

Wow was this a missed opportunity. The voice of Kitt from Night Ridder, Jarvis from the Iron Man movies, The Voice from the computer on Star Trek, there are about a hundred iconic voices from Sci fi and pop culture and millions that would buy androids just for this feature alone. Because who wouldn’t want Optimus…

I dunno if I’m just too attached to the original voice, but none of these sound appealing, personally. Glad there’s more options, though!

I miss her so much.

Glad I’m not the only thinking this. Especially after reading that Democrats and members of the media are not invited. Let them all choke.

Yup. Had to school one of my coworkers on Friday about the birther nonsense. I was not having one bit of the #freeMelania BS. She was like “I guess you’re right”.

I am sure that my insides are still stained orange from the 1970s.

Dear Sweet, Azure-eyed Jesus-

This is going to be a hot mess, and I am here for it.

Every time I drum up some pity for that woman married to that abusive dumpster fire, here she comes again with her birther-level white nonsense. If that was a Per Se recipe, she’d be paying through the nose for it, assuming they’d even let her have it. They need to Guggenheim her, like the ED there did when Donald…

Please don’t hold back. Tell us what you really think.

This may be petty, but her dumbass dad is King Dipshit so I give it a pass.

I hate Trump as much as the next person but this is petty.

“Oh, you gon’ learn today!”

Okay. Trying to calm down.

I love how quickly things are gif’ed these days.

That dap at :48

I find that part of its charm. These moments some of us know by heart, warped in weird ways, yet still familiar.