Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I feel you. Got the stomach flu two days after ACL surgery. Stomach flu... Couldn’t poo. Worst 36 hours of my life. Didn’t even feel the knee.

Never liked painkillers. Was given a shitload after my ACL surgery. All they did was make me forget that I watched The Incredible Hulk and hold up the poo choo train for a week.

Basic triad — violence against women, racism and nationalism. If we’d just take the first one seriously, we could prevent some of these, because the first one they show is violence against women. Almost every time.

The New York Times reports that Bissonette was working alone

FAKE NEWS, CUCKS

I was thinking

Ed Miliband — as dopey and boring as he sometimes comes off — SMOLDERS in person. Like absolutely radiates heat. Like if you were in the press gallery when he walked into Commons, you might have the sudden and uncontrollable urge to throw your panties at him.

Oh poor Ed, he should’ve become our PM in 2015, but he was always just a bit dorky to convince voters. Him being a half-joking half-for-real sex symbol was a big thing here in 2015, though, I think Buzzfeed and the like did a bunch of articles on it.

See?

That kid is dope as hell.

Plaid shirt moved me firmly into the “Would” camp.

I would rip that plaid shirt off with my TEETH.

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But Biden is totally smizing in that photo. (No question, I’d do both)

Would bang with no reserves in 1987. Would bang in 2016 on the condition that I get to meet and have lunch with RBG afterwards in return.

GTFO

Fred Kwan (Tony Shaloub) looks very happy at the end of Galaxy Quest, and all those aliens seem pretty nice (and exceedingly honest), so I think I would be more inclined towards him if he actually was one of them.

She is a goddamn hero.

This made me think of this lustful woman: