Just because in Jezebel's ideal world high school sweethearts don't get together and everyone has crazy experimental sex in their college years doesn't mean it has to be that way in Harry Potter.

When was Hermione a coward? Because I have read those books over 20 times in 2 different languages and I don't remember that ever happening.

H/H?
Just goes to show that even JKR can be wrong.

WTF did I just read?

Look, if I wanted depressing, realistic endings I would have read Game of Thrones.

Did you just post fanfiction?

Ok gurl... I'm completely with you when you say that neither skinny nor overweight women should be judged by their looks. Because duh, that's terrible. But overweight people being treated more harshly by society is not subjective... there are studies on this shit.

If she had been white they would have fucking taken her to a hospital for a rape kit since she called them to report she'd woken up in that hotel room totally disoriented and thought she'd been drugged and attacked. But she's black so strap her down and cut her hair off instead.

There is more to this story. Charda woke up disoriented in a hotel room, and called the police because she thought she had been drugged and raped. Instead of taking her to a hospital for a blood test and rape exam, the police arrested her for trashing the room, and then this occurred. I hope she ends up owning the…

'These are not stories we tell for fun, attention or revenge.'

OH SNAP, go Lena Dunham! She's spot on. So happy to see a celebrity actually defend Dylan Farrow for once (and if there are any other celebrities who have spoken out in her defense, please let me know!).

I can't believe I'm agreeing with Lena Dunham, but she's 100% correct. Dylan Farrow was incredibly brave to come out and say what she did. Most victims never speak up, especially when the person who assaulted them is so powerful. It's Roman Polanski all over again.

I want to have that kind of money, where I can just throw it around to people in need. Like the damn tooth fairy for adults. Student loans? You get some cash! Laid off? Have a few dozen meals and groceries on me. Single mother? Here's a free nanny.

I love Bruno Mars. That's all I came here to say.

Here's the thing: plenty of molesters are nice people. Loving, caring parents. Upstanding members of their communities. Gainfully employed, doing good work. Great conversationalists. Have pretty shiny hair. Whatever the nice thing is that makes you think people are nice. BUT THEY'RE ALSO CHILD MOLESTERS who may never,…

WHY DO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH JENNY MCCARTHY ON A THING HELP

I TOLD YOU GUYS HE WAS A GREAT PERFORMER!

No one ever listens to me. Humph.

Aww. Prince is so flattered, you guise.

I said it over on Groupthink, and I'll say it here: I want Bruno Mars to do a show with Janelle Monae because the dancing alone would be incredible.

I think people assumed he was some manufactured pop star, so I loved watching my Twitter feed react with surprise over how good he was — something I already knew.