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It's really good, you won't regret it even though you might. But it's only your time and money! While you're here, here's a short and pointless clip of a bug from my playthrough of Deus Ex Mankind Divided that I just uploaded: https://youtu.be/1SKXz0_2TR8

I finished my second playthrough of Deus Ex Mankind Divided earlier in the week, and I think it's time to face up to the fact that the game is definitely a bit of a let down after Human Revolution.

It's hard to say as I'm not much of a fan of the MGS series, but Phantom Pain is pretty damn great. It's technically open world but apart from a few missions you don't need to roam about that much. You can compartmentalise each mission to a certain area of the map, get dropped in by chopper and then lifted back out

I finished Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain this week, finally giving it up after the 100th completed side op, after earlier beating the 50th main mission, the Extreme Sahelanthrothingamibob, which was madness, pure madness. Anyway, I took a handful of screenshots over the playthrough and applied less-than-witty

MGSV has its frustrations, sure, but I wouldn't be persisting if it wasn't so entertaining.

I'm continuing my journey with Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. To be honest, I'm amazed that I haven't cracked the shits and dropped it yet, as I always seem to be one shitty boss fight away from dumping it forever. But then I swap out D-Horse and he makes that goddamn hilarious whinnying sound as the balloon

More HITMAN for me this weekend, because you can't keep a good mass murdering hitman down. In fact, I just dropped my write up of killing every single NPC on the Paris level and placing their lifeless bodies in a giant pile. If you like massive digital body piles, and why the hell wouldn't you, then this account of

Definitely. Don't read unless you've played them (or don't care about being spoiled).

If this WAYPTW article was posted 9 hours earlier as is usual, I would have said this weekend I'd be playing the new Hitman level and doing an Uncharted 4 speedrun. But in the meantime I have now finished both those things, so I got nothing. Speaking of Uncharted 4 (segue alert!), I finished by Uncharted 4 melee-only

It wouldn't be WAYPTW without me popping in to say the same things as always and posting a link to something I wrote, self-depreciatingly pretending it's no big deal but actually secretly hoping that somebody, anybody, actually reads it and maybe even likes it. Such it is this week, where I've finally finished my

Nice article, Patrick.

When in doubt, link to the AV Club…

I'm still tackling my big three on PS4 - Hitman, Uncharted 4 and NBA 2K16: 3-Second Violation - so they'll be my weekend games.

It shall be more Hitman for me this weekend. I just took out new Elusive Target Gary Busey (who doesn't actually look like Gary Busey, oddly) by perching outside the ICA safehouse and sniping him when he was walking on the beach below. Piece of cake. Wandered around a bit trying to find Gary Cole beforehand but

Here in the Stew-Bum household I've declared War on Steam Backlog. And oh boy, what a war it has been so far, with some big casualties. I sort of had an epiphany recently, in that I realised I don't really like playing video games that much. Sure, I like to read about them. I like to think about them, sometimes even

Yeah, every single NPC in every single level is going to die. The video doesn't explicitly specify that to be the gimmick, but that's what's going to happen. The three main missions released so far are massive with a hell of a lot of people, so if I succeed it's going to be freaking glorious.

This weekend I'll probably just be messing around with Hitman. After returning home from my ancestral homeland trip earlier in the week, I've just wanted to pass the time and combat jet lag with a bit of quality game time, but so far it's been a clusterfuck which is probably all down to having a crap computer.

This weekend I won't be playing a damn thing, because tonight I'm getting on a plane to visit my ancestral homeland, the origin of the great clan McStew-Bum, for my month long visit to Scotland.

Try doing that for the entire damn game. Yes, you've inadvertently set off my self-promotion alert:

I've been playing Uncharted 4 and having a blast, if I have the time it will figure in my weekend plans. I can't remember the last time I played a game and felt this sort of awe, and joy. It is sometimes exhilarating and sometimes a little overwhelming to be honest. I'm not just talking about the visuals, I'm talking