Tebow: [steps into RH batter’s box]

I worked at Neiman Marcus on Michigan Avenue about ten years ago, and R. Kelly always brought young girls in to have their makeup done by a specific makeup artist, because she loved bragging about having R.Kelly as a “client” and didn’t ask questions. It’s heartbreaking and infuriating that he’s been exploiting young…

Hayward Prefers ‘Tics Over ‘Eat, ‘Azz

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

Please explain what a bat and glove are.

How is it possible for a 71 year old man to have ZERO social graces???

I get why it’s a rule, but it’s always seemed wholly bizarre from a practical standpoint: It would be like if you were, I don’t know, James Harden, and you started shooting three pointers and leaping into people and they called a foul on the OTHER person...

If you are going to make a gay joke, at least make one person laugh.

I’m a big fan of declaring people Kings for obscure accomplishments. King of Catcher Interference? Way to go guy!

“Oh sure! Now they are incompetent.”

Seriously, no one cares about how hahd it is to be a Pats’ fan today.

Let’s not forget that a man who grew up in New York who is a bandwagon fan of a Boston sports team is our president. We have elected literally the worst sort of person.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

Athens

No way, Todd gets hella chicks.

Green: I’m so tired of these knee-jerk reactions!

Then he proceeded to steal Klay Thompson’s soul.

Emma Watson is the Emma we can tolerate.