“I am not profiling you because of your race but simply the fact that you are speaking the language associated with that race. Wait, shit that came out wrong. I’m not profiling you because you look Mexican, only because you speak Mexican. God dammit, I’m so bad at this...”

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“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

I love Prince more than just about anybody but let’s not pretend Purple Rain and Atlanta exist in the same plane, k?

While McCain’s answer re Obama/Islam was fine, I prefer how Colin Powell addressed it:

In other words, in the land of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.

My dad died from glioblastoma last year. It is a very bad end. Very bad. I don’t care for McCain’s politics nor have I agreed with much that he’s done during Trump’s administration, but I don’t wish this on him at all. What he and his family are about to go through is truly, truly horrible.

While I certainly do not particularly appreciate him on a political level, and have mighty conflicted feelings toward him on a human level, I truly wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on my worst enemy. Between that and bone cancer, I’d rank it in the absolute peak of worst ways to semi-naturally pass, and living with it (as…

Tony Hale is a damn national treasure.

More Buster, less Tobias, is what I say! Tony Hale rocks.

You take your star, and you get the hell out of here.

Obligatory!

Alia Shawkat remains classy as F. David Cross needs to go away. Forever. Starting now.

‘Bake him away, toys.’

When asked by reporters whether her work played any role in Wednesday’s arrest of Joseph James DeAngelo, Jones said, “That’s a question we’ve gotten from all over the world in the last 24 hours, and the answer is no.”

Thank you. And I am struggling to see what is OH SO BAD when outside of cattle prods, most of the violence in these first two episodes is implied, short of June cutting out her tracker.

So, let me get this straight: The same people that lauded the violence in the first season as poignant, necessary, “powerful” and such are now balking that the show does the same shit in its second season because I guess now it’s “too real and uncomfortable”?

In a related story with a different outcome, I watched The Neverending Story with my daughter recently. She liked it, but her main unanswered question was why was the horse so sad, and why would they put that in a kids movie. So some things are eternal.