So no specifics, and a vague description which amounts to ‘I don’t like him for a petty reason, but I’ll dress it up in right on language to make it seem profound.’

So you are really just here to state that his comedy is not your cup of tea.

You not liking his comedy does not make him a shitty person.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

Ever since he touched the orb his arms been getting longer

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

GIRL. I was so thick and cute and tan in middle school and was still miserable about how “fat” I was compared to the other girls. I wish I could go back in time and give that wee me a hug.

I wear bike shorts under my dresses in summer. They are tight to my skin, are of the “moisture-wicking” variety. And wearing them prevents the rub. :-)

#thighgapcansuckit

I sure wish we’d had this stuff back in the 80s.... When I was a teen, there was exactly 1 message, and that was “thighs must not touch, otherwise you are subhuman”.

And an even higher level of corn starch.

2 words Iocane Powder. (I don’t know how to spell it, but it’s fictional)

Anybody want a peanut?

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

I hate him. I hate him so much.

Angie and the Amazing Technicolour Pantsuit

Imagine being so clueless that you think this is a cute little story and not incredibly shitty & fucked up.

I don’t like to use the word hate but I totally fucking hate that entire family.