“As Vice reported, one victim testified that she used to pray for Jehovah to put angels around her bed to keep her father from raping her. “

Not sure I want to live on a planet where Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are divorced but Rihanna and Chris Brown are Facetiming.

Unyielding passage of time? She’s like 32. STFU. You are why people don’t like millenials.

Is Miley Cyrus “one of the biggest stars in the world?” George Clooney, sure. Angelina Jolie, yeah. I’m not trying to start a fight, but what are your criteria? Because in no world (or at least mine) could I see Miley Cyrus and Clooney/Jolie star-power being equal. I’m open to being wrong, absolutely. I just wonder…

That thing is wrong

“Fuck all you haters! Miley doesn’t give a fuck! That’s why she takes pictures of herself on the toilet and wears outrageous outfits and posts them on social media!”

You sound like a 12 year old. “Haterz can GTFO!”

I think she does give a fuck otherwise she wouldn’t do so much stupid shit to get people’s attention.

I do not like this outfit. I do not like this picture. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere.

I know she does crossfit. Because, like every other person who does crossfit, she feels a need to tell people that she does crossfit.

How about I just want to eat dumplings all the time, Constance. HOW ABOUT THAT?

Rumor has it that two girls work here.

i always enjoy knowing who will be the first to go in the class war

I am so excited for this album. Even more so for the eventual tour, because she really is a joy to see live.

In fairness, it IS what Republican Jesus would do.

Yes, being a dick to a dying man is exactly what Jesus would want you to do.

“Cloud of Drakkar Noir Robin Thicke”

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks