Drop the mic. You win the internet today.

NO. YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE.

What if we treated white men like this just for, like, an hour a year? So they know what it’s like.

When things like this are published, it reflects poorly on the entire newspaper/blog/journal. Not a single editor looked at this and said no?

Jesus that was racist as fuck. And also sexist. God forbid the woman be something on her own, heavens no; instead the writer laments that she could have been some other player’s “trophy wife.”

I’m genuinely amazed that he avoided the words “well spoken” in describing her. I’m also amazed that he didn’t name two white players as goals for her to be kept by.

This one's my favorite: Urge for Going

River.

Both Sides Now. Prepare to be crushed.

All of Blue.

Found this floating around the liberal Indiana twittersphere the other day:

/sadly resets the "DAYS WITHOUT AN EMBARRASSING STORY ABOUT MY HOME STATE" counter to zero

i hope you also tell them this whenever they call. hehe.

I keep getting called by pro-life organizations, so I've started donating $5 to Planned Parenthood every time they call me. :)

The medical examiner for Alberta brought Gladue's preserved vagina into the courtroom to show the jury

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

The owls are not what they seem.

Is there any way I can feel guilty about this, as a white person?