For 13 glorious seconds, there was nothing but pure joy in my heart. Because dog.

It's waiting patiently for you, as soon as you get a show on TV! (Good luck!) :)

"I hate it when the president uses teleprompters but you can bet I'll blame one I was using when everyone says I'm a lunatic!"

It really comes down to quality vs. quantity for some cats. I agree with you—I would rather my former stray be happy and have a shorter life because of the dangers of the outdoors than be totally and completely miserable with health problems because I won't let her outside because *I* want her to live for 20 years.…

Honestly it's like... what do people think? We've never heard of these statistics? A loving owner is perfectly capable of weighing what's more important for a specific cat, safety or sanity...

Yup. Some of them, you just have to accept the risks and let 'em out, 'cause they're always going to be miserable indoors. I've got one that gets like a sullen teenager if he has to stay in. He gets fat and spotty (no joke, the cat gets acne) and miserable. Also won't share a litterbox, and he's not an only cat,…

But that woman sure chose her shitty boyfriend over her kids. All together now: "Fuck her."

As a child whose mother failed to protect her from abusive stepfathers/boyfriends, I say fuck her. Children are utterly defenseless and can't leave an abusive situation under their own power. This woman's kids didn't choose her shitty boyfriend.

It is SO hard for me to subscribe to this theory. I want to be generous of spirit and forgiving, but my sympathy well is close to dry. It's hard for a child to accidentally get burned, repeatedly, and burns are exceedingly painful and scary. If the moms are, for whatever reason, unable to protect their children, maybe…

Yeah, I'm pretty die-hard in the "cats indoors" camp, but some cats, especially if they spent part of their first year outdoors, are ruined for life. I was determined my cat, who was adopted at age one, would live a safe, plush indoor life for all her days. That asshole, on the other hand, did not agree. Now, she…

My cat Fred has similar high energy levels. I live in an apartment on a busy street so I walk him on a leash to help work out the energy. He loves it (will actually bring me his leash when I get home from work).

THIS BABY LOOKS LIKE IT KNOWS TOO MUCH.

YOU SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG

because women aren't people, and potential babies might be boys and later men — who are people.

But women have been arrested for having a miscarriage in US, here are a few cases:

If the anti-abortion nutcases in this country have their way, this will be us before long. God damn these fucking zealots. Why aren't the lives of women considered more valuable than a cluster of cells?