and the "Honey what can I do for you"? which is such a grandpa thing to say. *hugs*

oh my god

"She asked if she could stay here."

"She believed that her family was deceased but she hoped they were just sleeping," said White.

Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…

But it all relates to rebel hearts! Everyone and everything that is good in the world is now branded as a rebel heart! Everything that has ever happened in the world ever is now considered a rebel heart because I keep referring to them as a rebel heart! Btw my new album is called rebel heart! If you don't like my…

There is so much here to be offended by. I think I'll start by being offended that she lumped Princess Di in with MLK. And afterwards I'll go ahead and be offended that she lumped Princess Di in with Bob Marley. I don't know if any of y'all heard Princess Di's reggae album but her cover of "Buffalo Soldier" was…

So much secondhand embarrassment for Madonna. #cringingextrahard #whatafuckingtravesty

Madonna spells about as well as I expected.

The only purpose of guns is to cause harm. This is not true of pools or cars so that really doesn't hold up as an argument no matter how often it is trotted out.

Fuck this lady. Her poor kid. Yeah, I know she died.

Sincere question: To be as safe as possible, it's best to keep guns in the home unloaded with bullets in a separate location if the gun is not in a safe/locked box. If it is in a safe/locked box, it's still better to keep the gun unloaded but I guess bullets in the same location are ok. My question is: if a gun is…

Okay, but here's the thing: does your desire to have and use a gun yourself outweigh your desire to not see more insanely tragic accidents like this? Because as long as people have guns—no matter how much we try to enforce permits and restrictions and training and all—this shit is going to keep happening. Period. Do…

Would you, as what seems like a reasonable and responsible person, give up your weapons for a country with significantly less gun violence?

you're only responsible until you make a mistake. And most of you will make a mistake. It may not end up this badly but you will make a mistake.

Law-abiding gun owners. Responsible gun owners. Centaurs with golden colons. Mermaids with emerald sphyncters.

And again, there is no crime here.

The Jezebel Commentariat's War on Funny continues.

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