I was at JFK airport peeing in a stall when a Middle-Eastern woman in a burka swung open the faulty door. She saw me and screamed like she had just seen Manson in my vagina. When I came out to wash my hands she glanced in my direction, eyebrows furrowed, utterly scarred by what she had witnessed. Trying to calm the…

Counterpart.

They have that. It’s called redtube. Whole different can of beans.

Kevin James has a new movie. His co-star is Zulay Henao.

Ugh. He’s SUCH a bottom.

Bitch, please.

How dare you. It’s some of Johnny Go-Go’s finest work.

I look forward to seeing Trump’s poll numbers rise with this news. His supporters will continue to back the war in Eastasia.

EXACTLY. These girls are models so obviously they have no thoughts or motivations of their own. Thank god they had a famous man around to teach them about humanity.

Your screen name makes me so happy. Cheers!

Your screen name makes me so happy. Cheers!

Dermalogica Precleanse all over your dry face and eyes. Add a little water, KABOOM. Melts everything away and makes your skin feel amazing.

Dermalogica Precleanse all over your dry face and eyes. Add a little water, KABOOM. Melts everything away and makes…

Other things that are sexist according to Sean’s “It has man in it” rule:

Cheese porn. New weekend plans.

As an actor, I don’t think I have done a show since 1996 where at least one person on opening night didn’t in their best Parker Posey voice say, “It’s the day of the show y’all.”

Okay, but on the plus side they had DIRECTV.

I have the same problem with Paul Verhoeven’s films that I have to a greater extent with the works of Lars von Trier. I watch their films and question the exploitation versus empowerment dynamic. Is it feminism or is it misogyny? Is it debasing or liberating? I guess these are the sorts of questions they want their…

I call that a clutch 11. It’s like a catch 22 except it’s pink, smaller, half as effective, and twice the price.

I'm starting to question why we even bother speaking to men. Jesus Christ that poor woman. How many people must have failed her, and how terrified she must have been. My heart aches.

When I was 14 a boy locked me in a shed and told me that I couldn’t come out until I, “got him off.” If I had done more upper body days at the gym I guess I could have knocked the door down. Thanks for letting me know this was my fault Kellyanne.

Counterpoint: weird immigration waffles can be delicious.