Having also played in the beta, I agree with you 100%. It's too bad, I really liked the idea of the game and wanted it to work, but I think the mark of a good multiplayer game is whether or not it's fun even when you lose. A one-on-one fighter (Street Fighter, Tekken) is fun win or lose because you can always be happy…

Well, that depends who you want to argue is the protagonist of VI. The main group are revolutionaries, technically, but it's not a huge part of who Terra is. She's super reluctant to join the Returners and doesn't really have a clear objective until she sees what's being done to the other espers. Even then, it's not…

There's nothing more intimate than piecing back together your date's existence Back to the Future-style.

I was figuring we'd see a night at the opera, where you impersonate the lead role and the guy you're sort of interested in falls out of the rafters on top of your co-star and proceeds to fight a giant octopus which since childhood has been how I assume all operas work.

Cheeseburgers, you say? Sure you're not thinking of Vince Vaughn?

I generally like First Class, but I think that was mostly because it was the McAvoy and Fassbender show. The effects were at best not memorable.

Bad controls are easily the number one source of unfinished games.

I'd be on board for more Dishonored too, if that's in the cards. One of the best games of the past five years.

So does anyone have any idea how long the RTS stuff goes on? I only made it through like 2 battles using it before I stopped playing. Is it worth forcing myself through or should I just give up on it forever? It's been sitting in my Steam library, still installed, staring at me since… Oh God… last September. I really…

Now that's personality!

Without a doubt, the greatest PG "fuck" ever.

Who knew misguided bitching about SJWs went back so far?

I really dug the introduction to the Dark Brotherhood in Skyrim: that's the story about boy who escapes from the orphanage and, thinking you're an assassin, tries to get you to kill the nasty old woman who runs the place.

I just finished it last week, as I felt I needed to before I could invest in Inquisition, and yeah it's much, much better than its reputation. That being said, there are some significant problems. I'm playing it years after its initial release and it was STILL buggy as hell. Crashes, character models disappearing…

This was a really tough one. I let him live but only because he was the only healer in my party and I desperately needed one for the final few battles. I kind of regretted it when afterwards he's stilling making snipes about how "The Templars caused all of this." Dude, shut the fuck up. You caused all of this, I'm…

Yep, better example.

Hmm… clearly touched a nerve there. Was it that great? I haven't seen it in awhile and the only gag from it that I remember clearly is "I have misplaced my pants."

No. The jokes are just too good here.

I stumbled across The Book Job once more or less accidentally. It was good enough it go me watching new episodes of the show again, for a little bit, at least. That's saying something.

"Pier Pressure" from Arrested Development, I'd wager.