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Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Hey, at least it’s not double doink bad? Love the mascot reaction.

The sound of the Boston crowd absolutely deflating is beautiful

Buffalo buffalo buffal Buffalo buffalo buttholes. 

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

Jesus. With hobbies like this, I bet this guy is an extra virgin.

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

Where do you go to eat your gays?

Call me a cynic, but OSU fans will be more upset you didn’t refer to “The Ohio State University” than with all that sexual molestation stuff.

What a fuckeye.

AB has 5 kids with 3 different women. I don’t think he’s a fan of wearing any helmet.

I knew without looking that the game was in Phoenix.  Griner only does this kind of shit at home.  

Hey, I “call Dan Patrick” as much as any other guy, but giving it that euphemism has never gotten me out of trouble with the police when I do it behind the wheel.

I’m so confused.

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

Good! Maybe the Chinese will finally start taking climate change seriously.

Design meeting attended by only various versions of 11 year-old me

Sorry you feel that way.