Sooooo, Cassandra is the blonde woman, Nicole is the brunette woman, Shannon is a dude, and the name of the town is Kimberly.  Got it.

Didn’t even finish the story.  Just went to the comments to see if the Temecula joke was made.  My soul is now at rest....

Wow.  I found the “stick to sprots” of the Upside Down.

Most Michigan fans (of which I am one) love him as well (though I do NOT). That’s a lot of people, too.

Damn, I was hoping I could comment on you being an idiot about Spindler’s NFL career before you did yourself.

10 kicks, actually, but who’s counting.

Sooooo, no love for sliced bread then?

I am stealing the shit out of this.  Fantastic.

Guys.  Guys!!  I think I see something out on the front lawn!

That first e-mail just made the whole funbag.  Hearing about people injuring themselves while riding scooters in public is just about the most life-affirming thing ever.  Thanks!

Easily the most accurate and fantastic sentence ever written about Bill.

I couldn’t tell if you were talking about Marino or Stafford... and then I realized it doesn’t matter.

Davante Adams should have 20 targets? Then throw him the fucking ball 20 times, dipshit. Force it in there when he’s doubled. Audible to some play that makes him the primary read every time. No one fucking thinks you listen to McCarthy, anyway, you big baby.

Seriously, A-aron can suck it. Here’s an idea: Let’s get rid of general managers, coaches and agents. Players can negotiate directly with owners on their contracts, players can make their own personnel decisions, make their own playbooks and call their own plays. That way, when they all fuck up (and they will…

OMG....crying....so hard.....

BOOOMSHAKALAKA!!!

Oh, I thought this was going to have the Very Short Debates tag on it.

Holy shit. I’ve never had even a subtle urge to watch that show, but it’s sure as hell in the queue now.

I can’t believe you didn’t like LeBatard’s fill-ins on PTI from the start. For me, that was the only time that show was bearable, especially with Dan’s classic “BAM!”s that he so expertly deployed.

Oh, sure.  NOW ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER retires, just when it really starts getting good.....