LOL at the Boston title game e-mail. I live in Michigan and would KILL to have my Detroit teams lose in every single championship game/series in a year. Pistons? Tigers? Red Wings? Hell, the city would burn down with glee if the Lions just MADE it to the Super Bowl. Hypothetical humblebrag e-mails like that are why I…

Am I allowed to extrapolate from the behavior of this one pompous douchebag the generalization that ALL millenials are pompous douchebags? Because I REALLY want to make that generalization.

No, it’s definitely Boston.

I just take it as “here is all the stuff people supposedly hate about the NFL; my league will be the opposite of that.” This is no dog whistle. Pretty sure the only color Vince sees here is green.

I’ve watched that thing approximately 1,230,000 times. It is possibly my favorite VHS tape ever. I cannot even fathom that others have a similar attachment to it. And now I am weeping with joy....

I love the way she ethered Nassar at the sentencing, but... holy hell she looks evil as hell in that banner pic. I half-expected her to tell Nassar he would prick his finger on a spindle 16 years into his sentence.

“He touched me! Did you guys see that? Buzzsaw touched me!”

Yeah, that first touchdown shown is not 30 yards. Yup....THAT GUY!!!

Uh, check me if I’m wrong here, but didn’t Vin Diesel and the Rock make up a silly, pretend feud before the last movie. I think you might be getting hoodwinked here.

Holy shit. Between the replies to this comment and TomSpanks12's, I feel like this posting wins the award for most people missing a joke.

Michigan?!? Really?!?!? I’m so disappointed in you. Fuck it, I’m moving.

OMG, I (no joke) got my first speeding ticket (at 16) while jamming out to Turtle Power in the family minivan. Went 72 mph in a 40 mph zone. Got my license taken away, had to stand in front of a judge and meekly respond “Guilty” when they read my offense aloud. Good times. Leonardo, Michaelangelo... and Donatello,…

Holy shit, you mean an alien race in a world from “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away” has features that you consider to be weird or unnatural? No way!

Also, this cannot possibly be a debate.

Uh, I don’t know that I would agree Seth was the leader of the first iteration of the Shield. Dean usually did all the talking and was usually positioned as the front man for the group.

That is the most majestic beard I have ever witnessed. Yes, there are longer beards, fuller beards, more patterned beards... but no beard has ever evoked such nobility, such sagacity. I feel like it has thousands of stories to tell me and I want to take it to dinner and listen to all of them.

“Doesn’t count. He totally palmed the ball.”

Oooooh, racism vs. misogyny. I can’t wait to see who wins.

So anyway, what you’re saying, I’m the Man, “Whitey”,and you guys are the victims of a tyrannical, racist, oppressive society?

More like Sean “Does Not” Needham, amirite?