Why is Subaru Such a Hit?

Listen here, GM lobbyist, this is Jalopnik, not Consumer Report; buying a vehicle to enjoy the driving experience should be the objective of driving said vehicle, everything else is secondary to that. So the question is, why would you be convinced to buy something devoid driving enjoyment, that is larger and has more…

I used to keep my car up at the corner of 125th and Lex on top of the PathMark.