This WAS the 90s

God that thing looks like a bad skin from a free to play shooter. Also there’s zero chance he actually shot that thing right? He holds it so wrong in that picture that the safety being off is just icing on the cake.

How much do any of these dilholes actually know about the crusades?

This is who Republicans see as the party’s standard-bearer in 2024?

“This is not what you put on a gun unless you’re saying Christians have a right to kill people who aren’t one of us,”

Put pic of Hillary behind bars on a magazine = “greatest mag of all time”

Hs college days have been written about, how he used to get black out drunk frequently.

“Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle,”

Well, the thing about Marine basic is they require you to do a lot of chin ups and since he doesn't have one I think that would disqualify him.

If that gun turned up in the Borderlands game I think it would be called “The Compensator”.

Wow, if I had any doubt that he was a total fucking moron I don’t any more.

I think it would be great if he signed up to join the infantry or the marines.

His real name: Chester Marlon Hanks. 

Meanwhile, his mother claiming that it was the best laugh of the night shows how this idiot got the way he is. She has probably defended and validated every dumb decision he’s made in his privileged life.

Highly doubt CHET was invited anywhere. Looks like this is his 4th time being let out the basement.

God Dammit so late on this post, LOL. My man really did a Capleton/Barrington levy impression on SNL, LOL. 

So is this something I can use against Drake? This reminds me of those times he tries to put the islands in his voice.

This seems...plausible.

Tom Hanks wanting to be come the best man he could; placed all his worst qualities into Chet via an amalgamation of science and supernatural ritual. Chet is now the harbinger of Hank; a malign spiritual energy hellbent on escaping its flesh prison and dominating the world.

That boy ain’t right, I’ll tell you what.