I was on that conference call.

Coming up at 5, Oven Hot Takes with Papa John

A lot of white people seem to be believe that you simply can’t be a racist if you’re not actively murdering (or, possibly, attempting to murder) people of color.

“Ronald McDonald is a RAGING anti-Semite and everybody loves him!”

My favorite part of the Forbes article:

Yeah, this is way more troubling to me than the gratuitous N-bomb.  "Look, I'm not actively *murdering* black people, what more do you want?"

So did you steal this from Eli Yudin or did he steal it from you? It’s word for word.

“Colonel Sanders called blacks n——-s”

You nearly got me, take your damn star.

Were they supposed to change the stadium name and have a bid for a new sponsor overnight?

Over / Under on him becoming a regular contributor to Fox News is about two weeks in my book, and I’m thinking the under will pay off.

And now we wait for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of the new Papa John

I can understand his frustration. I know that this site is all about jumping on up your liberal snowflake high horse and looking down on real Americans, but just try to put yourself in his shoes—as he says, he doesn’t go around calling people racial slurs or participating in lynchings, and does one person ever stop to…

I didn’t know he was from Jasper, TX.

“Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. I once saw a black dude getting dragged behind a truck, man.” 

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

And according to the contract, if Papa John leaves Papa John’s, he can rename the building

Most distressingly, his bitchin’ Camaro was stolen AGAIN!

He also noted, for some reason, that where he grew up people used to kill black people by dragging them behind trucks.

And as with any day that involves Papa Johns, the following morning is always worse.