“I’m shocked that I won this award for Best Villain. I thought Roseanne had this in the bag,” said Jordan as the crowd “ooooh”-ed in response. (Why are you “oooooh”-ing? You know Killmonger’s right.)

We should make them pieces of flair to help improve morale.

I feel bad for his daughter. If he can publicly announce the woman who gave her life wasn’t fastidious enough in waxing her V on television while mocking its size, can you even imagine what he’ll think is appropriate to say to her?

There is NOTHING I would look forward to more at my 9 month mark than pouring hot wax on my vajayjay and ripping hair out with it, lemme tell ya.

I know, I thought that as I was writing it, but I really wanted to stay it. This dude is Waxed Taint personified.

YUP. I am not 100 percent sure how many people were even in the room at the time I was giving birth, and I had a pretty easy birth.

Fuck all the people who think waxing genitalia is somehow obligatory, and fuck this guy in particular for expecting a woman giving birth to a human child to be groomed as if for a porn shoot, so as not to injure his aesthetic. I hate him. Grotesque.

Gay man here. Jeff Lewis screams “hairless” to me.

The shtick works because he occasionally displays humanity, or someone gives back what he gives out. This is just him being a jerk to someone who made a huge sacrifice for him to have his family.

As if he doesn’t do that already

His entire schtick is being an asshole on TV, he really ought to do a bit more soul searching and changing his own behaviors before whining about someone wanting to be treated with respect.

More realistic to hope that he has enough money to pay for the kid’s therapy.

I hope he has more compassion in his role as father than he seems to in other parts of his life.

I think it’s pretty common with surrogacy in general.

So how do you now say you didn’t know you were being filmed? Oh I don’t know jackass, I mean Jeff - maybe she was giving birth at the time??

Yeah, that design dude that Oprah anointed, Nate something, acted the same. He and his husband were all excited about their future child but talked about their surrogate like she was a vessel. She got sick somehow and their attitude was “OMG what about the baaaaaaaby” and no concern for her. I was so grossed out by…

He should have to have his balls and taint waxed as punishment.

When you’re in active labor, a mariachi band could be playing and you would could have no recollection of it.

But seriously, fuck this guy.

Answer to god for not wanting to be treated like a brood mare? Okay, Jeff.