Speaking of hands....

So... Are we ever going to find out what you did to your head? Or did I miss the big reveal?

Losing your job and having your life ruined is the kind of thing that can happen in the social media era if you choose to be a racist asshole out in the real world where everyone can see and take video. Given the tone of your post, seems you’ve already figured out you should keep all the nasty things you believe to…

It’s true, I am kind of uptight about not condoning sex with children.

Well, centrism has been pretty indistinguishable from status quo for a long time now—it plays mostly as “hmm, I understand you have concerns, but we’re not changing anything now”—that as a grouping it doesn’t just look toothless, it looks complicit.

I’m going to tweet “bee stuff burden” every hour on the hour now

I always figured it was a genetic trait.

She’s so stupid. 

“Could Joe Biden Get Any Worse?”

It’s funny because it’s bigger than a normal size hat.

By one measure of success, Deadspin is more successful. But all that is beside the fucking point anyway. The New York Times is more successful than Deadspin, but people don’t flood the comment section of every article Deadspin writes criticizing the New York Times saying that. Because it doesn’t matter. One of the…

Lock her up! Lock her up!  She’s actually done crimes!  Lock her up!

She is a liar. She has perjured herself in front of Congress and the American people, the people she swore to defend and who employ her.

So rather than focusing solely on one metric, you’re focusing solely on another and making baseless speculation about a third? Great.

Dude, Breaking Bad would have been so much better if Skylar would have not been such a BITCH and just help Walt be a fucking BOSS.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

“inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at Him and say, “We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage””

Tomorrow Skip Bayless is going to activate his full power.  His eyes are going to light up, and he’s going to destroy the set of Undisputed in a burst of nuclear rage.