If that were my dog, that Vet would be hog-tied with zap straps and left out in the wilderness for the coyotes to take care of.

I don't know if that's always possible. When my hamster was put to sleep the vet wouldn't let me stay with her and suggested that she be immediately taken to the morgue (or what passes for a morgue?) for cremation. I did go home and scream for a while, though, because I wasn't expecting to say goodbye to Bunny so…

You stay with your pet when he or she is being euthanized. I don't care that it is "too hard" for you. You suck it up, hold your pet, give kisses, and stay until the very end. Then you go to the beach and scream for as long as it takes. You do not leave your pet behind to be euthanized alone. Period. (Also, this vet…

GIMME DAT BROOCH

A hippogriff rampant would be the coolest logo in all sports.

Points for listing viable alternatives. I am loving the "Washington Hippogriffs", it would be the coolest logo and would really appeal to the Merovingian demographic.

This is the dumbest reply.

It's just my guess, but it's probably the part where he made them look real "stoopid". Cops hate that. It's like a sucker punch to their ego. Poor babies...

Can someone point to the part where this guy deserved to be bumrushed by half a dozen cops in riot gear?

NYEAH, SEE? WE'LL CLOBBER YA, SEE? CUZ WHITE PEOPLE? WE TINK THEMS IS BUMS!!! [Charlestons all the way to Africa.]

You're part of the problem. You're exactly the kind of person Nintendo loves which will never make them change for the better. Stuck in the past, feeding off nostalgia. Doing what they know they can to get by because you will buy it regardless. For shame.

Epic...

Not to be too suspicious, but way he plays up the whole "single dad living only for my daughter" schtick made me nervous. Like, dude, you are protesting too much, to paraphrase shakespeare.

Yo fuck this guy. Between the shushing and the listen-to-mes and the FORCIBLE CHIN GRAB/HEAD TURN, this dude is a dillhole.

Has anyone else noticed that he talks to some of the women as if they are children?

They can pry my IUD out of my cold, dead uterus.

Why must you make us feel these feels.

I remember when I was a kid, and obviously obsessed with Pokemon being a kid in the 90s, there was a Pikachu stuffed animal inside a claw machine. I wanted it so bad, and every time I went to that diner with the claw machine, I would get a quarter from my dad to play it. Night after night, I'd fail. Then one night, I…

Holy.