There's a dolphin at the local aquarium, Hana, whom I think is adorable and amazing. She keeps a herring in her mouth, to play with and to just have around, I think. Sometimes she'll poke the herring just above the water surface, wait for a gull to swoop down for it, then snatch it away at the last second. She's…

SPAAAAAAAAAY.

When I was a young lass in the days of text adventure, I painstakingly sketched a floor map for the HHGG game.

A bit heavy-handed with the lighten-tool, methinks.

Oh man, I was totally in love with her too. I was also convinced I was going to grow up and marry Prince Edward.

Getting carded on my 42nd birthday was delightful, I admit. But yeah, in all phases of my life, from my smallest to biggest, the cheeks remain the same.

Let us go then, you and I,

Get outta town. "Ungulate" is full of poetry. Unnnnnngulate. Unguuuuuulate.

Those seem to be a Middle Eastern thing, to. We don't have room for a bidet, so I want a hose thing, but we'd have to attach it to the cold water, and that could be STARTLING.

See, there's the thing. Sewage problems solved if you just toss the wipe in the garbage. I did that for years, before I got tired of paying for wipes. There's no smell.

Old baby oil bottle, here. It's big enough that i don't have to refill very often. As it gets into colder weather though, there's going to be lots of screaming when icy water hits the nethers.

"Bull" isn't gender-neutral. Bovid, maybe. Ungulate.

I've had plenty of white girls, asian girls, black girls, arab girls, and males and alllllll ages as well stealing shit and doing crazy stupid stuff. I'm not going to de-race everything I write to avoid offending people.

Yeah no kidding. Also, I don't think you can get helmets that small; I've never seen any under 45 cm.

I notice in #11 that you mention "two native girls." Is their race necessary to make your point?

I d'led the five seasons when my son was 3 and he watched them non-stop (with assorted BBC nature docs) for the next few years. It makes a mom proud when her kid can detail the water cycle to the kindergarten class.

But people should also be teaching their daughters to be safe (unless this is the crowd that thinks it's fine for their teenage daughters, or sons for that matter, to consume large amounts of alcohol, and especially around people who they probably don't know too well).

... as long as you don't object to calling four guys having sex with an unconscious girl rapists!

...wild cheers for all the boys...