Whoosh.

Awwwww what a darling. And I know what you mean, the perpetual battle between "Goodness, he really is the best child in the world" and "Omg, I want to send him to boarding school."

So the point is that girls need to stay home and stay virgins, and not be drunken sluts. Gotcha, Major Dude.

When someone says "Men are X" or "I hate it when men do Y," we understands that it doesn't mean every single man in the world. It is shorthand for "the patriarchal system which encourages and allows males in our society to think X or Y is acceptable."

Oh my god, I would have burst into tears. "That's my boy! THAT'S MAH BABY BOYYYY!"

Yes, all the responsibility is on the boy. Lord knows parents don't teach their girls how to take care of themselves, how can we expect them to take care of the boys? WHEN WILL GIRLS UNDERSTAND THAT NO MEANS NO?

Luckily your town didn't have to go through a Steubenville-like doxxing by Anonymous, because the boys were already known. What a mess.

From those about to parent tweens, we salute you!

The cognitive dissonance is making my head hurt.

I'm not blaming either of them for their situation; I don't even know them. I'm only blaming you for barging in here with a sexist and classist fairytale then getting upset when you're called out.

Hokay, guy, don't get your boxers in a bunch. You just keep on keepin' on!

We call it a song and dance. You don't know the entire story, only what he's told you. He slept with her, she got pregnant, i'm sure it was embarrassing all around. You're there shaming him because he had sex with a "high-school dropout,", so is there any chance in hell that he would admit he had unprotected sex?…

Dude, your friend is totes lying about the condom. But bros before entrapment hos, I guess.

Hold the phone.

I personally keep vitamin c tablets in my car. A 1000% dose can induce miscarriage, usually.

You're incredibly stupid.

Sometimes I'll be driving along and I'll see a cute guy... and then realise I'm near a high school. FUCK.

Holy shit, did you hear President guy of Sauder on CBC this morning? "To be clear, it was an event put on by AMS..."

Here's a plan: find out from your employer, quietly, if there's another placement open somewhere else. See if you can go visit it while your mom is with you; you don't have to tell her why if you don't want to.

Here's a plan: find out from your employer, quietly, if there's another placement open somewhere else. See if you can go visit it while your mom is with you; you don't have to tell her why if you don't want to.