See, there's the thing. Sewage problems solved if you just toss the wipe in the garbage. I did that for years, before I got tired of paying for wipes. There's no smell.

Old baby oil bottle, here. It's big enough that i don't have to refill very often. As it gets into colder weather though, there's going to be lots of screaming when icy water hits the nethers.

"Bull" isn't gender-neutral. Bovid, maybe. Ungulate.

I've had plenty of white girls, asian girls, black girls, arab girls, and males and alllllll ages as well stealing shit and doing crazy stupid stuff. I'm not going to de-race everything I write to avoid offending people.

Yeah no kidding. Also, I don't think you can get helmets that small; I've never seen any under 45 cm.

I notice in #11 that you mention "two native girls." Is their race necessary to make your point?

But people should also be teaching their daughters to be safe (unless this is the crowd that thinks it's fine for their teenage daughters, or sons for that matter, to consume large amounts of alcohol, and especially around people who they probably don't know too well).

... as long as you don't object to calling four guys having sex with an unconscious girl rapists!

...wild cheers for all the boys...

Whoosh.

Awwwww what a darling. And I know what you mean, the perpetual battle between "Goodness, he really is the best child in the world" and "Omg, I want to send him to boarding school."

So the point is that girls need to stay home and stay virgins, and not be drunken sluts. Gotcha, Major Dude.

When someone says "Men are X" or "I hate it when men do Y," we understands that it doesn't mean every single man in the world. It is shorthand for "the patriarchal system which encourages and allows males in our society to think X or Y is acceptable."

Oh my god, I would have burst into tears. "That's my boy! THAT'S MAH BABY BOYYYY!"

Yes, all the responsibility is on the boy. Lord knows parents don't teach their girls how to take care of themselves, how can we expect them to take care of the boys? WHEN WILL GIRLS UNDERSTAND THAT NO MEANS NO?

Luckily your town didn't have to go through a Steubenville-like doxxing by Anonymous, because the boys were already known. What a mess.

From those about to parent tweens, we salute you!

The cognitive dissonance is making my head hurt.

I'm not blaming either of them for their situation; I don't even know them. I'm only blaming you for barging in here with a sexist and classist fairytale then getting upset when you're called out.

Hokay, guy, don't get your boxers in a bunch. You just keep on keepin' on!