This shit again.

So you actually had a specific job, and didn’t do that job for a while? That is different. This guy has never worked as a geologist, not for a week, not for a day. If you got a degree in accounting 30 years ago, but never worked as an accountant, you can’t call yourself an accountant.

Who fucking cares? Plenty of people have run for governor without serving in a “lower office first.”

White House sources tell me Trump plans to replace Pruitt with Cannibal Witch later today.

What is the point of unlimited time-off if you can’t have Dramatic Hate Fucking?

I can’t believe people would rather shit indoors than eat food.

Thank you! This helped me make the tough choice between my sweet doggie and food crops.

Yeah, that’s the flappy door and the side of the container. Sorry, I always knew this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BULLSHIT. He was not “desperate.” He was an entitled male ENRAGED that his former girlfriend didn’t want to date him anymore.

Also, this is less a “school shooting” than a “male feels entitled to woman who doesn’t like him, so he kills her” shooting.

The net is closing, and according to today’s Code 45*, the president is thinking hard about what his future will hold. I have it on good authority that he has taken great interest in movies of late. According to various sources, 45* prefers movies that are simplistic and rah-rah (Bloodsport, Air Force One); movies…

I had a copy of the wedding dress he designed for Funny Face made for my wedding dress.

Today’s Code 45* finds our hero returning to an airing of his existential angst about his job, a la: “how do I get out of this shit show I created for myself?” Well, he recently came upon a stunning possibility; one of those “so crazy it just might work” deals. Very few people are aware of the high level (we’re…

A lot of white people can’t identify racism in the world or in themselves, so are we surprised that they can’t spot it in Trump? If there aren’t burning crosses, white hoods or flagrant use of the n-word involved, they just can’t be sure if someone is racist “in their heart.”

I remember seeing a quote last year somewhere that said: 

Fuck PETA. They aren’t about what they want you to think they’re about.

I don’t wish to start rumors, but from experience in my clubby days some people in the scene who maybe got a little too involved in substances start developing this almost grey white pallor if you ever have the chance to see them in daylight. Brooklyn Beckham has a similar tone in that and few other pictures recently.

Alicia Silverstone had what might be the best response to a divorce.

Ahem.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.