I call shenanigans. They’re in cahoots together to create social media drama and drive traffic.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

“my kids were moderately behaved, but they were bouncing around in their seats, looking out the window, peaking around to the seats behind them, etc. no one said a peep.”

Personal life aside, Johnny Depp’s acting has devolved into a camp parody of itself. What he seems to be nowadays is a Tallulah Bankhead impersonator. (Right down to the drunken slurring).

Hot take: I like it. Because it is Purple!

It’s like “support our troops”. They don’t actually care about giving these people good lives but just want to use them as political props to get what they want.

I bet he makes cakes for people that don’t exile women from their camp while they’re having their period.

It’s not a proper ugly sweater unless it’s discovered in the wild and was never intended to be an ugly sweater.

It’s not a proper ugly sweater unless it’s discovered in the wild and was never intended to be an ugly sweater.

I figured Oprah wants to run for president.

Something tells me that Trump will try to distract the news cycle from this by announcing Tillerson’s ouster this afternoon. He does love those Friday afternoon dismissals!

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

That same guy goes on reddit years later with a post complaining about how everyone targeted him in the women’s studies class and gets 1000 likes.

A good lesson to teach boys at a young age: You don’t have to talk. Not saying anything and remaining silent is an option.

“I don’t understand why women wear high heels, I don’t find high heels sexy at all. You should wear flats.”

Joe Scarborough. That Guy in every women’s studies class who has to interrupt and say some version of, “If more women used birth control, the abortion rate would go down!” over and over again.

I don’t know how I can take 3 more years of this. I am so tired. I am weary in my bones.

All of this. I really hope there won’t be another slew of Jezebel commentariat today writing embarrassing things like ‘But we need him’, and ‘He wasn’t really groping her breasts - the Kevlar was there!’

From that NYT article, which has been really bothering this morning:

I must have unfollowed all my gullible female friends already...

“Finally gotcha, Asshole.”