One of the first things I heard was that this guy owns a liquor store and ‘needs a firearm for personal protection for work’. Key words here FOR WORK. Not sure what going to a family wedding has to do with running your liquor store, but a gun nut’s a gun nut I guess.

My mother used whiskey on my gums when I was teething, a bit of Frangelico when I had a cough that kept me from sleeping well and Creme de Menthe on my ice cream (that was just for fun though!) I’m not a big drinker now, maybe this is why?

I wish I was fluent in multiple languages, but alas I am not; I can write though. Those 30 page papers on 1 work of art surely solidified that skill! To better ‘enjoy’ getting my Art History degree, I wound up getting a double minor, so technically I hold an Art History degree with a concentration in Museum Studies…

Too late to edit my previous comment, but I finally found a photo!

My cake was supposed to be 3 tiers of squares, offset. Came out round. Had no idea until the next day when I was stuffing leftover cake in my mouth and saw the top tier ready to be frozen. “Huh, I thought I ordered a square cake”, I thought to myself as I went for another helping.

I was in a salon ages ago getting my toenails painted. One of the girls in the shop had just gotten her feet done in a Mendhi style (like henna designs) and was showing it off everywhere. She stopped by my chair, I guess because she saw my ankle tattoo and thought she met a kindred spirit. She takes her flip flop off…

You guys! Another one! I cannot with this anymore! http://wearethatfamily.com/2015/06/to-the…

Not that I know of, but then I don’t speak with any exes and I didn’t get stupid FB until a year or two after I was married.

So instead of attaching a lock last year, we decided to just continue the graffiti on the wooden boards they had set up for the broken panels. I felt like we left our mark in city center without damaging the structure or being obnoxious. I certainly assume this board is long gone and replaced with something nicer. But…

In regards to rompers, I’ll leave this here.

Oh, it needs to be summer to grow out my arm pit hair? Dammit

YES! Apparently she wrote an ‘apology’ blog to respond to all the Jezzies (Jez covered it in 2013 too) that over ran her blog ha! Which actually managed to piss me off even more! http://givenbreath.com/2013/09/19/bur…

I remember a few years ago a woman with a blog decided that she needed to address the young ladies in her son’s life who were posting ‘bedroom shots’; something like dimly lit bedroom with lounge clothes on & duckface. How awful it is for these young ladies to be shaming themselves with seductive imagery she went on &…

Ha! Thank you :) The proof was so red, I had him do some adjustments. From the time I made it up to him til about 20 minutes after the ceremony I had a red face lol no make-up planning could ever hope to cover it!

Aw you’re beautiful! I’d rather have those than my silly red-trying-not-to-lose-it face!

I cried when I was saying my vows. Well, maybe more choked up than actual crying. Like no snot or anything and I was so worried about my fake eyelashes I just scolded myself into keeping it together: “This face of make-up cost you $75, don’t you dare ruin it aurorahigh!”

I just threw up a little in my mouth. Yet am totally not surprised. This is disgusting.

I had 2 and my husband had 3. I was originally going to have 3, but I’ve posted before that I had to ‘fire’ the third. He felt awful that it was uneven, I could not have cared less.

I used to have to wear suits too so I feel you there! I’m at a more casual place now but I keep it tame. I can wear boots or a bracelet with spikes/studs, a tunic and some leggings. Weekends it’s black, greys and skulls, spikes & studs. The Stitch Fix edgy was still too much. I have a hard time with patterns and the…

Yup I tried them too, and same result. No luck. I wound up canceling the subscription. I’m too edgy for them I think; I didn’t keep one thing.