Clearly she has somewhere to carry your balls.

Turn a messenger bag into a bro diaper bag and save your dignity.

Fisting you say?

Tyler Rogoway for Alanis King. Jesus fucking h.

Not that worried about being dismissed by someone who doesn’t even know that the rules of golf, at least in the US, are written and enforced by the USGA not the PGA. But hey, believe what you want.

Garlic press ruins garlic. I’m all about using fresh ingredients wherever possible but honestly in recipes like this I will use the pre-minced shit in the jar from the grocery store. It works great.

You’re just wrong. Intent doesn’t matter so long as you are making a swing in the normal course of play. Tiger could have replaced his 4 iron but he didn’t have one. Tiger wasn’t trying to break his club. He was trying to hit the ball. Even though he knew the club would break it doesn’t matter.

No. It isn’t sticky at all. https://www.usga.org/RulesFAQ/rules…

You do get to replace the club, though, if it is broken or bent during the normal course of play.

Lightning doesn’t really emit uva rays. Sunscreen unnecessary.

Facebook, huh?

You’re an idiot. A police union is not the government.

Jezebel is over there. Fuck off.

How would we know? You fired all of your good motorcycle riders/writers.

Be careful with olive oil in the blender. If it is too high powered you can easily mess it up in a way that is over my head and turn it bitter. Especially extra virgin.

Well, to be fair, you are shopping at Central market. They have pretty much great everything, but you pay for it.

But did they stop fazing you?

Yes, you’re stupid.

At least he didn’t say towing this time!

Don’t know about the Tesla specifically, but vehicles with ABS can still skid if the computer determines locking them up on dry tarmac will stop more quickly than activating the ABS.