The Merkur XR4Ti is surely a mouthful. It’s even more of a mouthful when you decode it. eXperimental Racing, 4 series, Turbo, advanced Injection system.

Working on drum brakes suck...but as brakes, they work just fine.

Can’t hate what you can’t catch.

Yeah, I've looked at the Yuminashi and Full Blown Motorsports big bore kits. It's just hard to justify spending almost the cost of the toy on what amounts to a toy :) Turbo kits, too. It's tempting.

It slices your nads off.

*punk kid* hey mister, is your refrigerator running?

It’s for securing cargo, basically a very small roof rack on your tank. One could call it ugly, that is true, but it is impossible to call it bland.

My fridge has like 75hp now.

and one of the best mods I’ve ever installed

dear god what a horrible name, is it next to Whither Glands, just south of Prostate Platea and west of Sphincterville?

In General, that poor guy is not having a Goodyear.

I’ll add them to next year’s Perfect Guide For Motorcyclists Who Love To Punch Car Mirrors.

I never broke one, but I thought my older cousin was so cool because he had a collection. He got out of jail a few years ago. I think I made the right decisions as a kid.

Here’s the hood ornament I want on my car....

Bungie strapped hood ornaments on economy cars. I used to love flapping the one on my Dad’s car like a door stopper when I was a kid. I got yelled at a lot.

Fake air scoops and vents. They're like padded bras..lies.

I need to get that money ASAP from my newly found cousin in Nigeria...he is a Prince you know...