Happy Saturday Social, all! After several months away, I’m slowly coming back to the Jez community. I’d love to hear what everyone has been up to!

Lol i usually dont because my posts always have typos but i really thought it sounded kinda good.

When I don’t clean out the pantry that often, I sometimes end up with bushy white bread.

Ha! Thanks, corrected with an ETA - bushy white bread DOES sound intriguing though.

Bushy white bread? Is that an artisan bread? I want to try it, sounds filling! ;-)

Aren’t Santa’s key physical components his bushy white beard, his jiggly belly, and his twinkling eyes? What the hell does the color of his skin have to do with any of those things? What is wrong with people?

Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.

AAAAHHHH WHY DON’T I HAVE A WAFFLE MAKER

:-O

I’m Canadian, so I ate mine a very long time ago already, but it was glorious:

you are of my people

I, too, am pregnant, and while not American, will obviously be continuing my nightly tradition of doing the same, regardless of holiday or foodstuff. You, comrade, are a paragon of decorum for eating over the sink. I have just been kneeling, vacant-eyed, bathed in the cold glow of the open refrigerator door light as…

At least you plan to go to the sink like a civilized person. I work till ten, and my plan when I get home is dragging a chair to the fridge and dipping leftover turkey straight from it’s foil cocoon into an old margarine tub filled with cranberry sauce. I will however class it up by drinking my bourbon from a glass. I…

I’m pregnant and have no time for sandwich-making. I shall be eating leftovers as I always do, cold, right out of the off-brand tupperware, standing over the sink. Come at me.

The Movement for Black Lives takes monthly donations-

I gave to my closest lgbt organization. I worry about teens in my fucked state.

Don’t forget that as governor of Indiana—THIS FUCKING YEAR—he signed a bill (thankfully thrown out by a human being of a judge) that would require women to hold funerals for fetuses not carried to term. HE’S A MONSTER!

Made homemade breads...regular, garlic parmesan and cinnamon brown sugar. That plus beef and red wine in the slow cooker and smashed potatoes...currently full and sleepy!