I’m pinning a note to the corkboard that has our state-required minimum wage poster thing and our reminder to wash our hands that reminds everyone that Tom doesn’t like this sort of thing.

Two Chevettes!

Imagine that carnage that would have happened if he had a load in back.

How many of his cars are named George too?

I, for one, support this idea.

I know, I’m just being an ass. You do good work, Tom. :)

No way man, get out there and coat that car with a soapy ice sheet, then split your head open falling on ice in 8°f weather. That’s what a true enthusiast would do.

In winter, when my hoses will freeze, my buckets will freeze, my power washer will freeze, and my butt will freeze, I will use a car wash to keep my car clean. Stating that I don’t care about my car because I use a car wash is a hideously stupid conclusion to draw.

“I shot Marvin in the face”

RARE COLOR!!!! RARE COLOR!!!! RARE COLOR!!!!! 2015 Huracan in Charcoal Grey

I wouldn’t consider genocide to be an appropriate option.

Many drivers can identify the makings of a dangerous situation and quickly make arrangements

And all the text will come from weathertech ads.

He’d bill Italy.

Do people still send the old school death threats through mail or is it mostly email and texts these days? Something charming about receiving a letter with type face cut out of various news and magazine clippings detailing the horrific demise I’m about to face.

You can get them on a boat and sell them overseas for good money, too. South America, Asia and Africa getting an influx of repo’d American cars...

The sheriff’s office also noted that excessive deceleration and object permanence were factors in the crash, and are not ruling out the influence of inertia.

you are hereby awarded the snack of worldwide dudebros:

At 33, he is also the oldest WRX owner in America.