Tesla Model S, I can’t even find the damn thing!

The back 3 sparkplugs on the Buick 6-bangers on the 90's was always impossible for me.

This is what you find at a lot of non-NASCAR car events anyways. No one cares who’s gay, straight, black, white, asian, whatever. We’re there because we love motorsports. Unless you’re fucking in the bleachers, no one really cares about your preferences.

Don’t lease a teenager for a car either.

The stats on teen crash and fatality rates are staggering, even if a teen never gets into a major accident it seems they are more likely to do something dumb or careless and have minor damage that wouldn’t be a big deal on a cheap used car, but on a lease could cost the parent thousands.

what do i win?

I wish I could give that 2 stars.

D.B. Pooper

It’s not really either a nice price or a crack pipe, it just kind of exists.

The Great Slide in the Grass

A Momentary Lapse of Traction

We don’t need no traction c o n t r o l.

Headlines we decided were best not to use, in case you were curious about just how lame we all are: Just Another McLaren F1 GTR In The Wall, Dark Side Of The Hoon.

Mobile is basically Florida, so you were right in spirit.

Was expecting Florida, left disappointed.  

I see Marchionne is in merger talks with Harley-Davidson.

That’s nothing, my Corvair’s speedometer jumped from 40 to over 100MPH before the needle broke off entirely. The speedometer was also making a loud screeching noise. I also need a new speedometer. I was also passed by commuter traffic while this occurred in a 50MPH zone.

Thats from the chemtrails.

Right along side kids with MMR since our regime is anti-vax too.